THIS MOVIE IS THE EPITOME OF MY LIFE CHRIST i still cant believe fuckin grown ups 2 topped it like. really. [i even went to see it with my shit friends and it was the literally the worst thing a sequel can get i cant even make a sarcastic review for it]
and its even worse that some shitbags [aka anime brony shit for brains high schooler] call it an eva/gundam/tf ripoff
if you call it that i will certainly ripoff your head
A RE U FUCKIN KIDDING ME JESUS CHRIST /PUNCHES THRU SEVEN WALLS
[i have a shit habit of seeing shit movies with my shit friends. Me and a homie went to see Despicable Me 2 and it was balls]
STOP PLS IT IS A REALLY COOL MONSTER MOVIE THAT IS ACTUALLY REALLY INTERESTING AND WELL THOUGHT OUT
THE MONSTERS ALL hAVE GORGEOUs DESIGNS AND THE MOVIE RECOGNizES THAT THESE KIND OF PROBLEMS AFFECT THE WHOLE PLANET (instead of completely occurring in america) SO IT TOOK PLACE IN HONG KONG HOW GREAT IS THAT
at least it topped on international charts but i dunno whats up with america and its shit.
grownups 2: adam sandler and friends revive their wacky inner high schooler that ultimately bonds them with family. great mysogonistic humor for the whole family! stereotypical gender and race tropes all around!
like yeah del Toro used bunches of action movie tropes and w/e, but used them in a way to accentuate the movie and say, how can we make cliches awesome in this situation
ALTHOUGH i wouldve like to see more interaction with the Typhoon and Cherno crews instead of just showing them for a couple seconds dying
includes very badly made cgi deer and lots of disney channel actors/singers???? ok.
also the main focal 'hero arc' of the whole thing was around mako instead of regular white male protag which is v good. loud applause even though the majority of viewers will not realize this.
Del Toro also was the director for pan's labyrinth and hellboy so theres pretty much no feasible way this movie is a flop
I HAVE NO CLUE????SEE THATS WHY I NEEDED MORE TYPHOON SCREENTIME. i tried looking around in the main control of the robo for the available 6 seconds before the head was ripped off to see if there were any distinct changes in the controls with the pilots but yeah no fuckin clue.
like usually if theres a female lead thats what shes usually there for? or if not then its like an extra side thing that really doesnt progress anything plot-wise and its just.
if thats the main way to 'empower' her is through romance and male validation then we have a problem.
just say the words "disney channel stars" and i know i would never touch the thing with a 10 foot poll
I love the good female characters very much o k
like legit i will like ANYTHING if it has a cast of good strong and hot women
/hordes female characters, places them in my character nest
MAYBE IT HAS TO DO WITH IT'S 4 ARMs????? I'm pretty sure that's a feature unique to the Typhoon. Maybe one of the dudes does some quality ninja shit with the arms idk
I AM OKAY WITH ROMANCE BUT LITERALLY MY LEAST FAVOURITE TROPE IS THE (usually female) CHARACTER CREATED ONLY TO ACT AS A ROMANTIC INTEREST AND TO EMPOWER THE MAIN CHARACTER (usually a gross sweaty man) AND THEY HAVE NO DEVELOPMENT WHATSOEVER I J UST